All three males are waiting for their appointments and start chatting. Pretty soon they are discussing their pending procedures.
"So what are you guys in for, eh?", says the Lab.
The Chihuahua says: "Guey, I just love to run free. Every time my owner opens the door, I run the neighborhood barking and chasing every bitch on the street. So my owner is giving me the snip. No more huevos for me!"
"Oh man, that sucks", says the Great Dane. "How about you", he says looking at the lab.
The Lab says: "I just love to fight, eh. Every time I'm at the dog park and I see another male dog, I get in a fight. I just can't stop myself. I'm also getting the snip."
All three groan. The Lab turns to the Great Dane and says: "How about you?"
The Dane says: "Well, I also have a problem. My owner is a beautiful blond with a perfect body and I get super aroused every time I see her. Just the other day, she came out of the shower completely naked and was drying herself off in the bedroom. I couldn't stop myself. I knocked her onto the bed, raked her back with my paws and started humping away. It was crazy."
"Oh man", say the other two. "So you also getting the snip?", they ask.
The Dane responds: "Hell no, I'm getting my nails trimmed".
[Blatantly stolen from my very funny veterinarian.]
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