A man got in trouble with the IRS, because he had too much unexplained money in his bank account. So he called his lawyer and said he'd pick him up on the way to the IRS. When they enter the office, the agent says, "Sir, I'm afraid you're gonna have to explain how you have so much money in your account."
The man calmly says, "Well, you see, I love betting."
The agent asks, "You won all this money from a card game?"
The man replies,"No, I bet on just about anything. For instance, I bet $5000 that I can bite my eye."
The agent, not seeing how this is possible, agrees.
The man takes out his glass eye, and bites it.
The man says,"Now, I don't want to leave this office on a bad note, so I'll offer you another bet so you have a chance at earning your money back plus more."
The agent says,"Go ahead, I'm listening"
The man says,"I bet $7500 that I can bite my other eye."
The agent, not seeing a seeing eye dog or a cane, agrees.
The man pulls out his dentures and bites his other eye.
The man then says,"Now hold on one second. I want to give you one more chance to earn back your money. And before you say no, consider the bet. I'll bet $15000 that I can piss in your trash can all the way at the opposite end of your office, without moving, and without spilling a drop."
The agent thinks to himself,"There is no possible way he can pee from his chair into that trash can while sitting."
So he agrees.
The man unzips his pants and pees all over the agent's desk.
The agent jumps up and down in excitement, and shouts,"Aha! I knew there was no way you could do it!"
The agent looks over at the lawyer, and asks why he looks upset.
The lawyer replies,"On the drive over here, he made a bet of $100000 with me that he would pee all over your desk and you'd be pleased"
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