A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?"

God answers, "To me, it's about a minute."

Man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God: "To me, it's about a penny."

Man: "God, if that's the case, may I have a penny?"

God: "Sure. Just wait a minute."

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