The priest approaches the bouncer aka St. Peter.
After perusing the list, Peter can’t find the priest’s name, and tells him to go downstairs to the waiting room until further notice.
Meanwhile, a taxi driver who died at the same time approached the gates.
St. Peter welcomes him with open arms and lets him straight into Heaven.
The priest is dumbfounded. “I’ve preached to thousands of people throughout my life! I’ve baptized children and converted many to the church! I’ve lived a holy life!”
St. Peter shakes his head and responds: “When you preached, people slept...
When he drove, people prayed.”
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