Doctor: "Take off your blouse and bra."
So the girl complies and there is imprint of a T on her chest.
Doctor says: "What caused this?"
Girl: "Well my boyfriend goes to Texas University and likes to wear his letter jacket when we make love."
Doctor: "Ok you're finished, send in the next girl"
Next girl comes in and the doctor says the same
"Take off your blouse and bra"
Sure enough there is an imprint of a U on her chest.
Doctor says "What caused this?"
Girl: "Well my boyfriend goes to the University of Utah and likes to wear his letter jacket when we make love"
Doctor: "Sounds about right, ok you're done send in the next girl"
Girl comes in and removes her blouse and bra. This time there is an imprint of a M on her chest.
Doctor says: "Let me guess, your boyfriend goes to the University of Michigan right?"
Girl: "No doctor, but I have a girlfriend that goes to the University of Wisconsin."
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