Chuckling, I asked, “How about the ones like mine?”
She retorted, “Those, they gave away.”
Not to be outdone, I said, “I had a dream too. I dreamed they were auctioning off pussies. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the tight little ones went for two thousand.”
She quizzed, "And how much for the ones like mine?"
To which I replied, “That's where they held the auction.”
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