A week after arriving back home in the states, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
The man returns and the doctor says, "I've got bad news, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It is very rare and almost unheard of in the US." The man is a little perplexed and says, "well, can you give me a shot or something to fix this?"
The doctor answers "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "absolutely not! I need a second opinion!" The doctor replies, " well, it's your choice but surgery is your only option."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he would know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines and says, "ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare."
The man replies "yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? The American doctor wants to cut off my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and says, "no need, wait two weeks and it will fall off by itself."
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