Two nuns went to shop at the market. They were taking so long so one said

• Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent.
• I know Sister Rose but there is a man following us.
• Oh! What does he want.
• To rape us.
• What can we do.
• Let's separate. You go left and I will go right.
• He followed Sister Rose.
• Sister Mary reached the convent and was worried.
• After an hour Sister Rose appeared.
• What happed?
• I started to run and so did he.
• And then?
• Ge caught up with me.
• Oh my God. And what did you do.
• I lifted up my dress.
• Sister! And what did he do.
• Dropped his pants.
• And then?
• Its obvious isn't it. . . .
• A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

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