A blonde walks into an ice cream shop
She's greeted by the cashier who says welcome to my ice cream shop we have almost every flavor you can think of but unfortunately we are out of all chocolate items including ice cream and toppings so what are you having today miss?
She replies can I have a scoop of chocolate ice cream?
The cashier says sorry miss as I stated before we are out of all chocolate items.
She replies ok well can I i have a scoop of vanilla with chocolate sprinkles?
The cashier says sorry miss we are out of all chocolate items.
She asks can I have butter pecan with a chocolate cone?
Now The cashier is irritated but calmly says ok miss let's try this:
Spell CAT as in Catastrophe
She spells C-A-T, CAT
The cashier says good! Now spell FISH as in Fisherman
She spells F-I-S-H, FISH
The cashier says excellent! Now spell FUCK as in Chocolate
She starts to spell F-U.... Wait! There's no FUCK in Chocolate!
That's what I been trying to tell you all along! The cashier yells
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