Welcome , corona latest news, world news, breaking news, video, headlines,today news, news , international news, latest world news,today live breaking news

10-years old girl asks her mum: "Mummy, how was i born?"

The mother smiles a replies: "Once upon a time, me and your daddy had a wonderful time so we decided to plant a little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took very good care of it every single day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months, the seed turned into a beautiful and healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and then we got so high that we fucked without a condom."

submitted by /u/MellonySnicket
[link] [comments]

from Jokes: Get Your Funny On! http://bit.ly/2HdUeHV
via IFTTT
Share:

Related Posts:

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Translate

Definition List

Unordered List