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A little boy goes walking by the old man’s house...(NSFW)

...carrying a roll of duct tape. The old man hollers from his porch, “Hey, young man! Where you walking to with that duct tape?” The boy responds, “I’m gonna catch me some ducks!” The old man laughs and yells back, “Boy, don’t you know you can’t catch ducks with duct tape?” The little boy just smiles, waves, and keeps on walking. An hour later he walks back past the old man’s house, this time with a string of ducks on his duct tape. The old man thinks, “I’ll be damned.”

The next day, the boy walks by the old man’s house carrying some chicken wire. The old man hollers from his porch, “Boy, now where you going today with that chicken wire?” The boy responds, “I’m gonna go catch me some chickens!” The old man yells back, “Son, you don’t catch chickens with chicken wire! Have some sense!” The little boy just smiles, waves, and keeps on walking. An hour later he walks back past the old man’s house, this time dragging chickens home behind him. The old man thinks to himself, “You gotta be shittin’ me.”

The next day, the boy walks by the old man’s house with a pussy willow stick in his hand. The old man hollers from his porch, “Boy.....let me get my shoes!”

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