A little boy told his nursery teacher he found a dead cat.

"How did you know it was dead?" his teacher asked

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"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move." the boy said.

"You did what?!" the teacher shrieked.

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"You know," the boy explained, "I leaned over and went 'Psst!' in its ear and it didn't move!"

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