He walks up to the counter and says, "bartender, I'll have three beers". The bartender replies, "woah, slow down, I need to see IDs for the other people." The man then goes to tell the bartender a story. "Your don't understand . I have two brothers who I'm very close to. But now they live far away. So we made a promise that if we ever had a drink without the others, we would drink one for the missing brothers". He then took the drinks and carefully set each one at a chair and proceeded to drink each one until they were done. This goes on for a few years. The bartender admired the man's dedication to this tradition.
One day, the guy arrived and only ordered two drinks. He proceeded with his ritual and when he was done, he went to the bar to get a second round. The bartender was worried. Did something happen to one of the brothers? He was sad and said, "knowing your tradition, I'm sorry for the loss of your brother"
The man replied, "those guys are fine, my wife told me I need to quit drinking"
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