A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. Every year they meet each other on Madison Avenue when they’re shopping for their wives. They meet and the poor man says to the rich man, “So what did you get your wife this year?” And the rich man says back, “I got her a huge diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes.” The poor man asks, “What’d you get her both for? The rich man says, “If she doesn’t like the diamond ring, she can return it to the store in her brand new Mercedes and she will still be happy.” The rich man then asks the poor man, “What did you get your wife for your anniversary this year?” The poor man says “ I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo.” The rich man asks”What did you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo for?” The poor man says, “Well, if she doesn’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself.”
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