An old, blind cowboy walks into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to the barstool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediatley falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think its only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a profesional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

"No.... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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