An old Irish Catholic is on his deathbed, and while his family gather round him he asks one of his sons to do him a favour.
"Son" he says, "Bring me a Protestant Vicar".
"But why father, why would you want a Protestant Vicar?" Asks the son.
The old man insists and the Vicar is duly brought. The old man is close to death by the time he arrives. Then he says
"Hello, I'd like to convert. I've been a Catholic all my life but I'd like to become a Protestant before I die"
His son is now quite worried -
"But father, you've been a Catholic for 93 years, you can't convert now as you die"
The man insists its what he wants to do, and again the son questions him:
"Why dad, why? Why would you turn back on your faith and become a Protestant as you lie here dying, soon to meet the Lord?"
The old man looks up, his eyes flickering, and speaks:
"Look here son, better one of those bastards die than one of us"
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