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Jesus and Moses are having a conversation in heaven...

Jesus "Moses, people are starting to lose faith and I don't know what to do about it"

Moses "Well, the last time you preformed some miracles in person, it really made people gain faith"

Jesus "Thats a good idea"

So Jesus and Moses go down to earth to a heavily populated beach.

Moses says to Jesus "Why don't you try walking on water, Peter had no doubt after seeing that"

Jesus again states "Thats a grand idea"

So Jesus begins to walk out on the water but notices that every step still touches the sand at the bottom.

Jesus looks at Moses "I don't know why it's not working this time around, do you think it's because they stopped believing"

Moses says "I'm not sure but the last time you did this, you didn't have holes in your feet"

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