“Because when you were born and we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head. So we names you rose.”
“Is that why little brother is named leaf?”
“Yes, it is”
“Blaaaarghhhh-ddsdbbbb-beeebbbleeee”
“Shut up brick”
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