My wife of 5 years had put on just a little bit of weight recently and I wanted to encourage her to become fitter. I took up jogging hoping she’d join me on my runs but she didn’t take to it immediately. Nevertheless, I continued doing it every evening and like clockwork,I would run past this extremely attractive hooker on the same street corner that would shout “ $100 to make your dreams come true baby..” and I’d shout back “ $10!” without breaking my stride. This went on for a few weeks until one day, my wife decided to give jogging a go and accompanied me for my evening run. Due to my joy of finally getting her to take it up I had completely forgotten about my daily encounters with the prostitute and I started to wonder how I’d explain it all. Sure enough, as we came around the corner, I could see the lady standing in her usual spot. I deliberately avoided making eye contact this time hoping she’d just ignore me too. But just as we approached her, she looked my wife up and down and while laughing hysterically yelled “ see what you get for ten dollars!”
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