"It's a very unique case of erectile dysfunction" the doctor says.
"There is only only way to possibly cure it, but the procedure is very risky and unorthodox. You see, I can graft tissue from an elephant's truck into your penis, which could allow you to achieve an erection."
The man, horrified at the prospect of never having sex again agrees to the procedure.
Months later, the man is on his first date after the operation and is a bit nervous sitting across from the beautiful woman at a fancy restaurant. Just then he feels a tingling, foreign sensation between his legs and realizes his penis is bursting to get out his zipper hole. The pressure becomes too great and the man undoes his zipper.
Just then, his penis reaches up to the table, grabs bread from the basket and disappears back into his pants.
The woman's eyes go wide as she looks at the man, whose eyes are also very wide with a stunned look on his face.
"Uh...could you do that again?" asks the woman.
"I...I think so..." the man says slowly. "But I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass"
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