A man stands in front of a food truck reading the menu

"Cheese burgers $5

Fries $3

Hand jobs $10"

He walks over the the window and there is a beautiful blonde woman working behind the counter.

"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks, handing her ten dollars.

"Yes I am," she replies seductively.

"Well, wash your hands, I want two cheese burgers"

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