The next day he gets to the first house on the block and the couple there greet him with a going away present and say there goodbyes.
This goes on for the next few houses.
But about 5 houses in a lady greets him at the door in nothing but her underwear. She snatches him inside and proceeds to give him the best fuck hed have in 20 years. When they were done she kisses him says her goodbyes and hands him a dollar.
Not knowing exactly what just happened he said, "my that was lovely but whats with the dollar?"
She says "when i told my husband yesterday that you were retiring, he said fuck him, give him a dollar."
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