"9-1-1, what is your emergency?"
"Oh my God, it's my wife - she done been gored by a hog, she's bleedin' some real bad! Send help!"
"Calm down sir, and tell me where you are"
"I'm at 560 Eucalyptus Drive"
"Can you spell that for me, sir?"
"U... er... E, U... er... U... ... Hang on a second, I'm gonna drag her down to Oak Street."
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