When they get to the hotel, one of the comrades gets very tired and tries to get some sleep. The other three annoy him all night and keep him from sleeping. The other three began telling jokes about the Soviets, so he creates a plan.
The fourth communist goes to the kitchen and asks for a cup of coffee. “But deliver it exactly ten minutes from now.” The fourth communist goes to his room and waits. Right before the coffee arrived, the three are making jokes about Stalin. The fourth communist turns to his comrades and says “You know they can here us, right?”
“That’s not true!” cried one of the communists. “Prove it!” The fourth communist goes over to a lamp and says “Could I have a cup of coffee?” At that moment, the waitress comes in with his coffee. The fourth commie enjoys his coffee, and all four go straight to sleep.
The next morning, the fourth communist wakes up to find the room ransacked and his comrades missing. He goes to the front desk and asks the receptionist what happened. “The KGB took them,” she said. “Why didn’t they take me?” asked the fourth communist. “The Captain liked your joke.”
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