A man walks into a bar and finds its patrons raucously celebrating with a young man standing on the bar shouting for more drinks, on him.
He walks up to the bar and shouts to the young man, “What’s the occasion?”
“My career’s in ruins!” the lad cackles.
The man, shocked, replies, “Then why the hell are you celebrating?”
“I’ve just completed my PhD in archaeology!”
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