One evening, when the boys are fighting, the mother gets fed up and decides she is done.
She tells the boys " I've had enough of your potty mouths! The next time I hear you cuss, I'm going to slap you!! Now get to your rooms!!!"
The next morning she is in the kitchen when the boys come down.
As they sit down at the table, she asks them what they want for breakfast.
The first boy to respond is the 10 year old and he says " uhh, shit. I guess I'll just have some Cheerios.."
The mother turns around, runs over and SMACKS the boy across his face.
As she walks away, she asks the 8 year old boy "And what do you want for breakfast, son?"
The boy replies "I don't know, but it sure as fuck ain't Cheerios!"
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