Another guy (who is decidedly bigger and stronger than the first one) comes in, sits down next to the first guy and slaps him on the shoulder. Without asking, he takes the beer of the unhappy man and drinks it. The smaller guy starts sobbing. "Don't make such a fuss!" says the big guy. "It's just a beer, no need to start crying."
"You have no idea! Early today, my wife left me and stole all the money from our bank account. Then, when I got to work, they told me I was fired! I tried to take my own life. First, I lay down on the train tracks, but the train was cancelled. Then I tried to hang myself but the rope snapped! When I finally tried to shoot myself the gun jammed. Well, and now I spent my last money buying a beer, poured poison into it and then you come and drink it all up!"
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