He's about to climb white stairs covered in clouds when he reaches a huge golden gate. There's a man with a beard waiting for him. The muslim asks "Are you Muhammad?" "No, I'm Saint Peter. Muhammad is upstairs" The man is really happy to know that Muhammad is more important than Saint Peter. He climbs another really long flight of stairs. With a bit of effort he reaches an even bigger gate. He finds a man with blonde, curly hair and asks him "Are you Muhammad?" "No, I'm Michael. Muhammad is upstairs" The man is enraptured, he is full of joy knowing Muhammad is more important than angels. He climbs yet another really long flight of stairs, then, exhausted, reaches a gate even bigger than the others. There's another man and the muslim, once again, asks "Are you Muhammad?" "No, I'm Jesus. Muhammad is upstairs" The man couldn't be happier knowing Muhammad is in a higher place than Jesus himself, and that his religion is the best out of all of them. He keeps climbing stair. He's really tired, but he can't wait to meet Muhammad. He then reaches a white gate where an old man with a long, white beard is waiting for him. The muslim, with the little breath he has, asks "Are you Muhammad?" "No, I'm God, but Muhammad is here with me. You must be very tired, would you like anything? Some tea, some coffee?" "Yes, I would really like a coffee, thank you" God whistles, clap his hands and shouts "Muhammad, two coffees!"
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