A guy stuck his head in the barbershop and asked “how long until I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said “about two hours.” The guy left. A few days, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked “ how long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop and said “about 3 hours.” The guy left. A week later , the same guy stuck his head in the door and said “ how long before I can get a haircut.” The barber looked around the shop and said “ about an hour and a half.” The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said “Hey Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long does he have to wait for a haircut but never comes back.” A little while later, Bob returns to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, “ so , where does he go when he leaves?” Bob looks up , wiped the tears from his eyes and said, “ your house , and I think your wife was home.”
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