Little Johnny was home with mom while dad was away at work. Mom asked "So, Johnny boy. What did you do with daddy while I was at grandma's yesterday?" "I was doing my homework that suddenly aunt Lilly came home and daddy took her to your bedroom and locked the door. When I looked through the keyhole..." Johnny's mom looking shocked stopped Johnny. She said "All right. All right, sweetie. You tell us the rest of the story while we're having dinner with daddy." Time flew and daddy came home and dinner was served. Then mommy all vengeful and ready to make a kill looked at Johnny and said. "So Johnny boy, What did you do with daddy while I was at grandma's yesterday?" Daddy started coughing as he choked on the food. Johnny started "I was doing my homework when..." Dad interrupted saying "That's right, Johnny. You've got homework to do. Off you go." Mom said "You just sit down and shut up, mister!" then looking at Johnny she said "Go on, Johnny boy what happened then?" Johnny continued "Then suddenly aunt Lilly came home and dad took her to the bedroom..." Dad looking nervous said " She wanted to borrow a dress. That's all." Mom who had turned all red said "You let Johnny finish the story. What happened then?" Johnny finished the story saying "Daddy took aunt Lilly to the bedroom and locked the door." "YES? AND?" "And when I looked at them through the keyhole I saw them doing the thing you do with uncle Jackie when Dad's away."
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