He sits next to a gentleman and orders a drink. The man turns to him and says, "I love days like this, you could just jump out the window and have the wind wisk you to your feet."
The man says there's no way that's true. So the other guy says I'll prove it. He then runs and jumps out of a window. Right before he hits the ground, he is whisked up and lands on his feet.
He takes the elevator back up to the bar and sits back to the gentleman. The guy says, "that's amazing, can I do it"?
The stranger says absolutely, go for it. So the gentleman takes a sip of his drink, runs and jumps out the window. He then falls to his death.
The bartender turns to the stranger and says, "damn superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."
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