At the 10 year reunion for Lockwood High School class of 2010, Allison is getting a fresh drink when she runs into Jim. Jim was a bit awkward and quiet in high school, but now he's wearing a Marine sergeant's uniform, with a row of ribbons.
Allison strikes up a conversation and Jim has become a very serious Marine. He gives mostly short answers, and even seems a bit uncomfortable with the crowd.
"Alright, sergeant, why so serious?"
"I'm not used to relaxing anymore, ma'am. I spent most of the last four years in places people were trying to shoot me. You have to be squared away to accomplish the mission."
"Well, you should still lighten up, it's a party. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Marine just stared at her in his serious manner.
"You know, don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
"2015 ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. I mean, no sex since 2015?”
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 2015."
The Marine said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
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