The instructor sits them in a room togeather and starts out by saying, "men you three are the finest america has to offer. Gun skills, hand to hand combat, not to mention youre IQs are near genius levels. There is only one test left." The instructor walks over to a small hallway with three doors. "We have to make sure youre willing to do anything for your country."
"In each of those rooms is a person you hold very dearly. You are to go in to the room and shoot this person." Each man walks to his door and opens it. One man skrieks and says "there is now way i can shoot my dear grandma" he is then escorted off the premises.
The other two mean grab a gun and walk into there room. No more than 2 minutes later ine walks out crying. "I cant do it, i would like to leave." As soon as he says that a gunshot rings out. Followed by 5 more. Then a lot of racket and the last man walks out of the room covered in blood. "What happened?!?" Exclaimed the instructor.
"Well sir, my ex-wife was in there. I told her i was sorry and the kids will be taken care of. To my suprise, some idiot put blanks in the gun so i had to beat her with the chair."
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