And the bar is completely empty. He thinks about leaving and decides to have a drink. He approaches the bar.
“Pint please bar tender”
He takes his drink and sits down.
5 minuets later he gets a tap on the shoulder.
“Here pal, that’s my seat”
He looks around. He’s the only other person here apart from the tapper.
“Look pal, there’s no one here plenty of seats, so fuck off”
The other guy responded. “I’ve been coming here for ten years, and empty or otherwise, that’s my seat”
“Oh yeah?” Says the man “well I’ve been here ten minutes, and as I said, there’s plenty of other seats, so I’m not moving”.
“So you’re not moving” says the tapper
“No” says the man
“Well then” says the tapper “ I hope you know how to play the fucking piano”
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