... when behind him he hears
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
He looks back warily and through the fog sees an upright casket hopping its way down the street toward him.
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing after him.
He runs up to his door, fishes out his keys and enters. He slams the door behind him and locks it as quickly as he can. But the casket doesn't stop.
It smashes through his door, and chases him up the stairs. The casket's door is swinging wildly, clapping as it bounces after him.
He rushes into his toilet, and locks himself in again. He's panicking, his heart is racing and he's soaked in sweat.
Alas, the casket tears through his bathroom door as well. The man reaches out to find something to throw at the casket, and grabs the first thing he gets.
It's a bottle of cough syrup. Desperate, he throws it at the casket.
Immediately, the coffin stops.
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