A man walks into a bar and says "Gimme a beer before it begins!".

He gets the beer, drinks it and says: "Gimme another one before it begins!" After drinking that one, he says "Another before it begins!".

The guy drinks a few more beers that way before the bartender asks him: "Who's paying for this?"

The guy replies: "And it begins..."

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