"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your chest then you will forgive me", I said to her.
"If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I live on the 4th floor", she replied.
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So I was walking downstairs from my apartment and my elbow hit the chest of a girl whom I had never seen.
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