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A married man is out looking for some “company”

While driving late at night he spots a prostitute down a dark alley. Not caring what she looks like he tells her to get in and he drives down the dark alley to get his freak on. After things get hot and heavy a cop pulls up and turns on his brights.

He walks up to the car, knocks on the window and says “what do you think you’re doing?”

The man replies “Don’t you mind?!?! I’m making love to my wife.”

The cop says, “I’m sorry I didn’t know.”

The man replies, “Neither did I until you turned your lights on.”

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