Student: mister steven could I ask you a question
Teacher: Yes of course
Student:how do you put an elephant inside a fridge
Teacher: I don’t know
Student: just open the fridge and put it in.ok I have another question
Teacher: ok ask
Student: how do you put a donkey in a fridge
Teacher: just open the fridge and put it in
Student: no first you take out the elephant and then you put the donkey in
Teacher: ffs
Student: let me ask another one, what if a lion threw a party and all animals were invited but one went missing
Teacher: the lion would eat a deer or something
Student: no the donkey cause it’s still in the fridge
Teacher: are you fucking kidding me
Student: no sir
Teacher: .........
Student: ok one last question
Teacher: alright then
Student: if there was a river where crocodiles live and you wanted to cross it. How would you do that
Teacher: i would need a boat for that
Student: no you just swim cause all the crocodiles are a the lion’s party
Teacher:...........
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