He comes across a bear. The bear looks up, sees the athiest, and charges.
In that moment, the athiest yells, "God help me!"
Suddenly, time stops. The bear is in midair, coming down on the athiest with a paw bigger than his head. He hears a voice, loud, booming, and as if from nowhere. He knows exactly who it is.
"YOU HAVE NEGLECTED TO BELIEVE IN ME YOUR WHOLE LIFE. WHY SHOULD I SAVE YOU NOW?"
The athiest, thinking quickly, replies, "You don't have to save me, just...make the bear a Christian."
Time starts again, and the bear slowly lowers it's paw. He hears the bear speak.
"Thank you, Lord, for this meal I am about to receive."
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