It turns out it is run by cannibals. They are ambushed, their weapons stolen, and they are apprehended by the chief of the tribe, who says "You are forbidden from setting foot on this island. We are going to eat you and use your skins to build a canoe. However, we are not without compassion. We will let you choose how you die."
The englishman says "Give me a gun." So the cannibal chief hands him a gun and he yells "God save the queen!" before blowing his brains out. Then they skin him.
The frenchman, inspired by the englishman's bravery, says "give me a sword", and yells "Viva la france!" as he runs himself through. Then they skin him.
The new yorker says "gimme a fork", and the cannibal chief gives him a fork, and he jabs himself with it until he is full of thousands of holes and oozing blood.
puzzled, the chief asks "Any last words?"
"There goes your god damn canoe!"
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