Apologies in advanced for spelling and grammar as I’m on my phone.
A man is driving down the street and sees a penguin on the side of the road. Curious he decides to pull over and pick it up. About that time a local police officer sees the two of them and decides to pull behind him as he’s loading the penguin up.
“Just what do you think you’re doing with that penguin?” The officer demands
“I haven’t a clue what to do with him I just saw him on the side of the road and figured I’d pick him up” The man replied
“Well I suggest you take him straight to the zoo!” The officer suggested.
So the man agrees and takes off heading toward the zoo.
The next day the officer is at his post when he sees the same guy in the same car driving by with the same penguin. He immediately hits the flashers and pulls the man over.
“Hey pal I thought I made it clear yesterday to take this penguin straight to the zoo!” The officer stated
“Yeah we did that yesterday, today I’m taking him to the ball game”
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