“What’s with the jar?” Says the man as he sits down.
The bartender looks over, “An ongoing competition. It’s $5 to enter, but if you can make the horse out back laugh you take the jar and the money.”
The man takes out his wallet, puts a fiver in and walk out the back door. A minute later he comes back in and grabs the jar of money.
The bartender stops him, “Whoa there, what are you doing?”
The man replies, “Go look out back.”
Sure enough, the horse is on the ground laughing its head off. So the bartender let’s the man take the money and he leaves.
A month later, the same man comes back to the bar and there’s a new jar, twice as big as the last one and stuffed with even more money.
“What’s the competition this time?” he asks.
“That’s for anyone that can get that damn horse to stop laughing!”
So the man takes out a $5, puts it in, and walks out back.
A minute later he comes back in and again grabs the jar of money.
The bartender stops him, “Wait, what are you doing?”
The man replies, “Go look out back.”
The bartender looks but now the horse is on the ground crying its eyes out.
The bartender comes back and says, “Okay you can take the money. But at least tell me how you did it.”
“That’s only fair I guess,” he replies, “Well, the first time I told the horse I had a bigger dick than him. And the second time, I proved it.”
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