At the gate St. Peter gives him a small silver harp and says “Congratulations! You made it.” The priest heads on in and sees a cabbie with a giant gold harp. Outraged he goes to St. Peter and is like “What the fuck dude?! I’m a priest and I’ve only got this dinky silver harp? Why’s that cabbie get a giant gold harp?” St. Peter responds “Here in heaven we care about results. You preached and people slept, he drove and people prayed.”
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