A priest needs to go to the bathroom, but it's a busy day so he asks an altar boy to work the confessional for a little while...

The priest tells the boy, "don't worry, all the sins and their punishments are listed inside on the wall."

So the altar boy goes in. The first confessor, a woman enters. "Bless me father for I have sinned: I gave my boyfriend a blowjob."

The altar boy is looking on the punishment sheet, but theres no blowjob! So he opens the door and whispers to the other altar boy, "hey Anthony, what does the priest usually give for a blowjob??"

Anthony says, "he usually gives me a snickers bar and some M&Ms."

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