Student: Do you know the scientific names of most of the sexual fetishes?
Prof: I believe I know just about all of them, I’ve been teaching psychology for over 40 years.
Student: well what do you call a person who is aroused by dead people.
Prof: easy, that’s a necrophiliac.
Student: how about someone who is aroused by feces?
Prof: that’s not so common but I believe they call those people coprophiliacs.
Student: Wow, you know a lot. Ok, what about me? I’m aroused by sticking my junk into a bag of cashews. What would you call me?
Prof: well I’d say you’re fucking nuts.
Edit: after bedtime grammar, put the pitchforks away folks. 𝗬𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 gunna have to forgive me for injuring 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 feelings.
Edit dos: thanks for the gilding fine friend
Edit three: I know we can argue the definition of cashews being a fruit and not a nut but honestly folks, try sticking your junk in a bag of unshelled chestnuts and see how that feels.
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