When he walks in, he immediately sees a large jug of tequila sitting in the corner, untouched by all of the other patrons. He says to the bartender
"Hey, what's with the jug over there?"
The bartender replies, "You haven't heard about the house challenge?"
"No, I haven't"
"Well, the challenge goes: you get free drinks for the rest of the night," the bartender says, "if you can chug that entire jug of tequila."
"That doesn't seem so hard," said the trucker.
"Oh that's not all," laughed the bartender. "Next, I have a pet alligator out back, and he's got a sore tooth. You'll have to pull that and come back in here with it."
"Jesus."
"And after you're able to do all that, there's a woman upstairs, who's never had an orgasm, so you'll have to go up there and make her toes curl. Only then will you get free drinks for the rest of the night."
The trucker thought for a minute, and said "I'll take the challenge."
He walked over to the tequila jug and began chugging. Other people in the bar ban to turn to watch with some even cheering him on. The trucker's face turned red as he began to run out of breath. After one last gulp, the trucker finished the jug and slammed it on the table. Already violently drunk, he took a second to stop himself from swaying. "WHERE'S THE GATOR?" He finally roared at the bartender. The bartender shakily pointed to the back door in amazement. The trucker drunkenly marches over, pumping himself up for his next challenge. He walks out the back door, and after a few seconds, the patrons of the bar were able to hear the struggle. There was thrashing, and hitting, and snarling, and yelling, then a loud SNAP! And then everything went silent. Moments passed, and then the trucker stumbled into the bar, covered in blood with a broken arm. He stumbled his way over to the bar and slumped down on a stool.
Out of breath and exhausted, he said "Alright, now where's the bitch with the sore tooth?"
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