Officer: how did you run over 50 people?
The man: let me ask you this: if you were driving, and your car wouldn't stop, and there are two people on your left and 50 people on your right, which way would you turn?
Officer: obviously to the left.
The man: that's exactly what i did.
Officer: then how the HELL did you kill 50 people?
The man: well officer, i turned left and hit one of the the two people, and the other ran across the street, so i followed him.
I heard it a while back, don't remember where
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