God has decided to add 4 new creatues on earth. He calls over the ass first," You will live for 40 years. However, during this 40 years you will have to work. You will work from dusk till dawn. You will have very little intelligence and you will forever be mocked for it. You will have to live this way till you take your last breath."
The ass after hearing this said," I see my lord. However, I do not see the point of living a life like this for 40 long years. I wish for it to be reduced to 20 years."
"Very well. You will have your lifespan reduced to 30", god replied.
Next came the dog, " You will live a very active life. You will have more intelligence than the ass but often no one will ever value your opinion. Your sole purpose is to be mankinds companion. You will love your master unconditionally but they will not always love you the same way. I have determined that you will live for 30 years.", god said to him.
"I see my lord. However, I see no point in living a life where I will not be appreciated properly. I request you to please reduce my lifespan to 15 years", the dog said.
" Very well. I shall grant your request."
Then came the monkey. "Your intelligence will be the highest among you three. You shall live a carefree life, always jumping from one branch to another. However, you shall always be mocked by man. They will always make fun of you and make you perform various silly acts for their own amusement. You will have a lifespan of 30 years.", god said.
"My lord, I do not see the point of living such a life. Please reduce my lifespan to 15 years.", the monkey said.
" I shall do so", god replied.
And at last came man. "You shall rule the world. No one on earth will be as dominant or as intelligent as you. All living creatures will be inferior to you in every way possible. You shall have a lifespan of 20 years", god said to him.
The man was saddened after hearing that he would have such a short time on earth. " My lord, I wish to live such a life for a longer period of time. Would be you be kind enough to grant me the 50 years the ass, dog & monkey refused to take?" He said.
"I shall grant you your wish. You will now have a lifespan of 70 years." God replied.
Ever since then men have only been real men for the first 20 years of their lives. After that they must work day & night like an ass to build a career & have a family for 20 years.
Then they must live the dogs life for 15 years, always eager to fulfill their wives & childrens wishes but be unappreciated.
Then they must live like the monkey for their last 15 years, always moving from one kids house to another and having to entertain his grandkids by acting silly.
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