No matter what I tried he refused. One day it's time for his bath and he doesnt want to.
I ask him what I can do to make him take a bath and he says
"Take it with me."
I say "fuck it. I need a shower too".
We're in the middle of the shower when I notice he's staring at my dick.
"Daddy, why is your pee pee so big?"
And it hits me
"Because I eat my vegetables."
He's full on vegan now.
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